[It's not often that Eggsy gets the chance to engage in some fun that doesn't also involve putting his life at risk, these days. Which he isn't complaining about, he honestly isn't. He wouldn't give up being a Kingsman for the world, but now any excitement he enjoys also comes with a hearty serving of fearing for his life, and that wears down even on the hardiest of people.
So what they've got planned at HQ today is a real treat. Merlin's long training session for new Kingsman agents (to replace the scum who had sold their souls to Valentine) has finally come to an end, and they've got two new Knights to break in: Gareth and Tristan. Eggsy hasn't actually learned their real names yet, but he will at some point.
They're celebrating, and doing that in true Kingsman fashion: with guns. Not real guns, of course, but paintball guns. It's going to be two-on-two, Galahad and Lancelot against Tristan and Gareth, a proper hazing with Merlin as their judge.
They've set up a makeshift paintball arena on the front lawn, complete with barricades and trenches and the like, and all four of them are in jumpsuits that can handle a bit of paint staining. They'll be having some cake and such afterward, but first they've got to put the fresh meat in its place.
Because there's no way he and Roxy are losing this. Eggsy glances over at her as he straps on his gloves and checks to see that his gun is loaded up with paint pellets. JB is laid out nearby, wearing a pair of sunglasses that fit him surprisingly well. (As soon as Eggsy figured out that little trick, he hardly goes anywhere without making JB model them.)]
So should we go easy on them or completely destroy them? [Either way they were going to win, but Eggsy doesn't know quite how mean they should be.]
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So what they've got planned at HQ today is a real treat. Merlin's long training session for new Kingsman agents (to replace the scum who had sold their souls to Valentine) has finally come to an end, and they've got two new Knights to break in: Gareth and Tristan. Eggsy hasn't actually learned their real names yet, but he will at some point.
They're celebrating, and doing that in true Kingsman fashion: with guns. Not real guns, of course, but paintball guns. It's going to be two-on-two, Galahad and Lancelot against Tristan and Gareth, a proper hazing with Merlin as their judge.
They've set up a makeshift paintball arena on the front lawn, complete with barricades and trenches and the like, and all four of them are in jumpsuits that can handle a bit of paint staining. They'll be having some cake and such afterward, but first they've got to put the fresh meat in its place.
Because there's no way he and Roxy are losing this. Eggsy glances over at her as he straps on his gloves and checks to see that his gun is loaded up with paint pellets. JB is laid out nearby, wearing a pair of sunglasses that fit him surprisingly well. (As soon as Eggsy figured out that little trick, he hardly goes anywhere without making JB model them.)]
So should we go easy on them or completely destroy them? [Either way they were going to win, but Eggsy doesn't know quite how mean they should be.]